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December 2021

Adam Jensen @ deus_machina | texting Still can't believe you never seen Akira.

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July 2020

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July 2020

Leon S. Kennedy 〚rcpd〛 | sexting | bakerstreet Ready to rev my engine? Adam Jensen @ deus_machina | NOT just A ROBOT | bakerstreet "I saved you from the android graveyard. You don't have to thank me, but you do gotta come with me." Claire | tfln | bakerstreet Top Level Chris Redfield @ boulders | gen texting | bakerstreet Yeah, about that vacation..? Chris Redfield @ boulders | gen texting | bakerstreet Got an extra 7k around? 1993 HD. Ain't she puuuuurdy? Chris Redfield @ captainbara | gen texting | bakerstreet One of these days I'm going to learn to stop referencing you as a quality of good friendship. "Hi, my name is Claire, my brother's in S.T.A.R.S. - so, legit, I'm totally trustworthy." Never ends well.. Claire | sexting | bakerstreet Top Level Leon S. Kennedy 〚rcpd〛 | tfln | bakerstreet I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked. Chris Redfield @ boulders | tfln | bakerstreet Nothing like a little karaoke to set the mood. carlos oliveira @ assaultrifle | hot or not | bakerstreet Ten out of ten, if you don't talk too much! Jack Krauser @ krauser | hot or not | bakerstreet Hmm, two out of twelve. Sorry, pal. jake muller @ crotchrocket | hot or not | bakerstreet A mysterious 6 out of 10 for a mysterious fella.

August 2020

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August 2020

carlos oliveira assaultrifle | texting | bs Hey, this is Claire. How's it going? jake muller crotchrocket | texting | bs Ok, I got one for you. What's the best fantasy bike, from movies, books, I'll even take your own design. I'll go first, Kaneda's bike, in Akira. Naturally. joe miller healthkit| texting | bs Hey there, old man, you do'n alright? :) jill valentine torsion| tinder | bs ✓ Hey! I might know someone up your alley! [ har har har... Yes, you know who. ] Chris Redfield boulders| tfln | bs 0-60? More like doing 100 and firing on all cylinders. Tilo tilo_the_minstrel| roommates | bs shopping Chris Redfield boulders| midnight texts | bs if you're going for ass before tits, then yeah, but i thought he was more a tits guy? Abby Anderson strictpress| tfln | bs New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar. Ellie Williams thevalley| tfln | bs Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat Claire | midnight texts | bs top level Claire | tfln | bs top level joe miller ohmygodshivs| life sucks, off to the DIVE BAR | bs Besides, this wouldn't be her first attempt at trying for the older man's attention. Claire | misfired texts | bs top level

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December 2020

Chris @ captainbara | tfln | bs I haven't jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. Chris @ captainbara | tfln | bs You got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall. Claire | tfln | bs 1. I approve. The pic is classy enough to post and trashy enough to save. 2. Well, for one thing, if he's a serial killer, then at least he has a proven work ethic. 3. I can't help but think how much easier my life would have been if I had a penis. Instead, I'm hiding from the world and bleeding from my vag. 4. He had to take out his inhaler five minutes in, and I don't know if I should feel bad? 5. [ Text her! ] Jill @ torsion | tfln | bs Kicked a guy so hard he shit himself. Leon @ rcpd | tfln | bs I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy.

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February 2021

Albert Wesker @ subject_013 | tfln Drowning in science and also scotch. Hope you're having fun.